Welcome to your first lesson.
The first rule of this class: don't fuck it up. You want to not be a stupid jackass? Be aware that in the past you have, in fact, been a stupid jackass whether intentionally or not. Start being aware that you have the potential to either brighten or completely fuck up someone else's day, let alone your own.
The second rule of this class: Think of me as a helpful hunchback on the crown of your head. I'm not an angel and I'm not a devil either. I'm just a regular gal trying to help other because it's hard to see what's going on in your life as you're living it.
I'm a master of analogy and I like to use them; a fuckload. I think they're mightily helpful explaining things, and they're fun. Especially when I get to use "colorful" terms such as "fuckrag," and "monkeyfucker."
This is just a blog for me to have some fun, rant a little, and just have a little creative outlet. They seem to be popular these days :)
Class dismissed, hope to see you back next time.